| I, Tai Wei Lun, am the biggest creepo in the whole entire universal world. When I grow up I'm going to be a serial killer whose main choice of weapon is kitchen cutlery and whose physical description is dragon ball z hair, size 30 waist, piercing stares and wearing a gray wife beater. My side job will be watching over the incubation of abnormally sized easter eggs made of various colored polymers. Sometimes I will be found riding a manually operated bicycle imported from CHINA and making distinct noises that resemble a duck with its head cut off mixed with a wanna be motorcycle. On my free time I like to make xanga blogs instead of studying because it assists me in scoring well over the class mean on midterms, finals, quizzes, homework. you name it. As a serial killer, I will also have a million alter egos which include "quack itz josh", dr. screwed 002 and potstickerlover310. At night when no one is watching I create makeshift pulleys and pretend I'm a hardcore ninja with 50 cent ninja shoes.
below are those on my current misslist:
with love always, TAI WEI LUN!!
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My current weight - 132 lbs
Going to the gym twice a week - for 6 weeks
Being able to bench your own weight - Priceless
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| Dear diary,
I'm an emo kid. I spiked my hair so I can be cool, but nobOdy likes me still. And I'm a big meanie to Abby. I'm going to go wallow at my own pity party all by myself. Sometimes I cry myself to sleep because I just don't understand why nobOdy likes my new hair. I tried really hard. Then I hid my new green bike in the closet so nobOdy would make fun of me for liking the color green. I like green eggs and ham. I like my "life is terrific" pin. I put it under my pillow every night and hope that in the morning the tooth fairy will bring me a new life that really is terrific. My favorite food is almond jello. If I was stranded on a desolated island, I would eat almond jello everyday for the rest of my life. I would also be resourceful and climb up a coconut tree to get coconuts and make coconut bras to wear. Sometimes I think of rainbows and happy faces. I want to be a carebear when I grow up and live on a cloud. I steal towels that Rickin bought for the whole suite so I could keep them and use them as hankies when I need to blow my booger snot or wipe away my sad sorry tears. When I was a kid, I wanted to be grown up, so I tried to shave my non existent mustache while eating a spreenkoh donut. Too bad...I cut up my face and thats why it looks so fugly, so I wear sunglasses and then I'm too cool for school. Okay I'm getting bored now. I'm going to be a myspace/facebook/xanga whore and take pictures of myself. In the bathroom.
My soul is brack. But I am soOoOoOo KOOL!
niggah puuhhhlease.
noi.
Yoshua Tai
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Check it out. It's me and Floyd Landis at the Tour de California Long Beach.
...crraaaaaazy
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